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Blade of grass treated with ebonite and clay. Our grandmothers were treated. Clay baths

Valentina Mikhailovna Travinka

Blue healer clay

Dedicated to my readers, those who love me, who remember, who are with me when I am betrayed...

Excerpts from letters that I wrote from Spain to my readers (instead of a preface)

...Then all the other parts of the body began to seem to tell me what exactly was rotten in them. Wow! Why can’t I move my toes as freely as I did just recently? And why did they become fat, like sausages, for no reason, in just five or six days?! And standing on tiptoes is out of the question!!

Lord, my long-suffering spine began to feel heavier by leaps and bounds, as if they had begun to lay bricks on it... The “reinforced concrete” folds near it had grown, you couldn’t pinch them, and they were so painful...

It seemed that it was precisely there, into these rather ugly wineskins hanging down on the sides, that the pieces of meat that I ate while enjoying the world-famous buffet were sent. They weren’t there before I left for Spain, I remember very well, because I tried on a swimsuit and for once looked at myself in the mirror, checking if it wasn’t exposing my body too much. Could the lean, super-thin Swedes really come up with this?

Death has just come! I must say, I have always hated my temporary weight gain; I immediately feel heaviness in my stomach and discomfort in other places...

I’ll keep silent about my complexion, I won’t talk about the wrinkles that, contrary to the laws of physics, began to so impudently cut through my fairly plump face. In a word, no tightening of the skin occurred at all, because gluttony has never brought beauty and freshness to anyone.

Towards the end, I’ll tell you something that will make some people shudder, those who have been suffering for years from one fairly common disease. So, my dear ladies and gentlemen, in the morning I could not stand on my heels, such a sharp pain pierced them at my very first step.

I started rubbing them myself in order to overcome the pain and get to the place that people visit as soon as they wake up. Yes, yes, the spurs grew like yeast dough, as if at the behest of a pike, on both my heels and began to torment me every day. But, as you remember, I removed them a long time ago using clay, and additionally made lotions from old urine.

Moreover, now I can barely walk to my third floor. This is already a disaster, because you have to go up to your room ten times, then from the beach, then from breakfast, then from a walk, then to dry your swimsuit, or something else. So, this is now difficult for me. But you know very well my attitude towards lifting mechanisms such as elevators. I believe that they were invented to our detriment, because stairs and marches are the best sports equipment for us, for them there is no need to build gyms and find time among our global busyness.

Never before have I been dejected by the malfunction of elevators, but now I no, no, and I stand in line to ride in a booth. What a shame!

How quickly our body responds to everything, good and bad, I think in anguish. I can barely move my legs, because my knees are completely stiff and don’t want to, heeding the command coming from my head, bend and straighten as expected! In a word, the knees also responded to the above-mentioned table, which came to the land of Andalusia from the Scandinavian country.

Based on the above, if you offer him (the body, therefore) something completely opposite to overeating, then he will accept this with no less readiness and immediately begin action, that is, cleansing. Take note, my dears, of this information and do not forget about our greatest opportunities to restore balance in the body.

Of course, the reverse move is always more difficult and sometimes dangerous. You saw the car going backwards, right? Very carefully and slowly, otherwise you might bump into something. So be more careful when correcting mistakes, okay?!

It seems to me that illnesses themselves begin because and for the reason that we are sometimes unable to grasp the limiting moment, we do not hear the voice of the subcortex, which shouts to us “guard!”...

In a word, I will try to endure, to withstand the test to the end, so that the results of it (test, experiment) are the best. As you know, everything is relative in our world, and here the word “worst”, critical, that is, is more appropriate...

Of course, I listen in the morning so as not to miss the word that arises inside (“guard”, that is), because I am sure: if you don’t hear once, twice, three times, and that’s it, diabetes will grab you by the white hands, as they say.

I don’t know, I don’t know what medicine has to say about this, but my observations of the public who are lying around and sunbathing here on sunbeds, doubled due to lack of space for the body that lies on them, on mats and simply on the sand with their belly up , indicate that I am close to the truth in my assumptions about the occurrence of this disease, and the mentioned public - to the appearance of a certain part of it with this particular ailment...

I am a meticulous grandmother, as you know, and I often take my assistant piece of iron (the one on a string, that is) to check my suspicions and once again make sure of their authenticity, that is, which organ of the vacationer is in deep blues, not he coped, therefore, with the task assigned to him - to digest the abundance of what he had eaten and put everything in places that were supposed to be physiologically appropriate, and not in the sides, say, which were visibly sagging because of this.

And what? My visual (by eye, that is) observations are fully confirmed by the pendulum. Exactly, exactly, the pancreas is puffing, exhausted. She has already managed to put a lot into the ham, into the former waist, into the ass (forgive me for the not particularly cultural expression), which barely fits on the light plastic chair where the subject sits in the evening - well, the one who could not fit on a single lounger.

Yes, yes, the gland is very tired, it doesn’t even want to throw undigested food at the heart, but there is no way out. Of course, she tries to help the person, begins to whine and get sick, but, alas, the intelligent creature does not listen... It counts and counts the money and, having found out that there is enough of it, again strives to acquire and devour something tasty. Just think, corns make it difficult to walk, thinks homo sapiens, but what baked goods are there in these parts! Get hurt!

What Spanish chefs don’t come up with!

They don’t skimp on oils, spices too, they have forests and copses of almonds, you can’t see the land because of the trees on which the nuts ripen. Delicious!

Who does the one who barely fit in the chair remind me so well of?.. Especially with a powerful, or rather, unprecedented neck, and a chin that’s not even double, but almost triple...

Bah! Of course, these were the excessively fat Roman patricians, who, therefore, were the cream of the crop who seriously believed (there are historical records of this!) that massage, say, was the privilege of the rich, and despicable slaves had no right to it . Strange, strange, did skinny, work-weary slaves really need such a right? Why do they, one might ask, need a massage when they are skin and bones from overwork? It’s precisely the rich people with generous bodies who just need it, they just needed it...

And why did they get so carried away - so busy eating and eating immeasurably? Why did they settle on wide couches and lie there so long that they became unable to provide for the physiological needs of the beautiful naked slaves who were offered to them for pleasure in the morning and evening?! These are some weirdos...

However, for some reason I nodded strongly at Ivan and Peter, but there was a log in my own eye. I colorfully paint the hams on the sides of the ancient Romans, although I urgently need to rub and rub mine!

If you remember, reading my complaints about overweight patricians, I am still in the experiment, and since I touch on some pretty funny topics, you can guess: I have not yet become a victim of it (the experiment). Of course, there are no Romans nearby, but, as I already mentioned, there are any number of very obese gentlemen of both sexes, so that in all centuries, and in the present to the same extent, a person succumbs to the temptation to taste something fatter and more satisfying. I especially feel sorry for the kids. I must admit, I didn’t think that in these places people were so reckless about their child, about his health, that is.

Now let's take a short excursion into medical science. Although our poet-democrat Nikolai Alekseevich Nekrasov, in his poem “Who Lives Well in Rus',” established better than any scientific luminary what causes the same gout that, as I already feel, is beginning to fetter my bones and muscles. So, he identified and poetically reflected the origins of this disease. His main merit was establishing the fact which part of the world's population is prone to suffer from this very disease. Remember the poem? Let me remind you. It turns out that gout is a disease of the rich. Can you imagine?

True, according to the latest scientific research on this topic, it has been concluded that gout is a disease of creative people. What's it like? Moreover, stunning examples are given; there is no point in listing them, because almost all the great people of our and other continents were diagnosed with this malicious disease. And we can agree with this conclusion. Creative people run a little, sit still more... And yet it’s time to return to my own organs and parts of the body, wasted by this very disease, since its manifestation on the arms and legs can be considered the main damage that the famous buffet caused me. Again I invite the reader to stay with me for several hours, so to speak, in my shoes, at that very moment, which we call critical. As you know, I wanted to bring the experiment to its logical conclusion. We will describe the results of the first week, since they were already available.

On the last night of the first week, a severe attack of colitis began. I woke up in a cold, sticky sweat and realized that a decisive turn in my life was about to come. biographies, that is, to put it simply, there will be nothing to draw or write about, since the first part of the word, “bio,” is close to disappearing from everyday life. Then my legs began to cramp, which in this case confirmed ordinary food poisoning due to overeating.

Yes, the blow to the stomach, liver and entire tract was extremely strong, and that is why in the second week effects began to appear one after another, now in one part of the body, then in another. I haven’t had a stomach ache in a hundred years, and now it, too, was moping. I had already forgotten how my liver ached, but it began to remind me of itself every night (at three o’clock!). It’s been about ten years since constipation stopped, and now it’s starting to spoil my complexion again. In a word, everything that could be became unbalanced and aroused.

Well, my dears, together we looked for causes and effects. When I get home, I made a vow to myself, I’ll go on a starvation ration. Diet crackers and tea in the morning, evening and afternoon, and nothing more. Thus, I will remove the cause, and as for the effects that were stuck in all organs and appeared, as I wrote above, on many parts of the body externally, they had to be urgently eliminated. And here my hopes were only for the healer of magical powers - clay.

That’s why I put aside the book about children and started writing this one, since a lot of the factual material for creating the manuscript (illnesses, therefore) nested inside my own body. And in general, I usually talk about what I myself have experienced or what I myself have achieved while helping others.

Just don’t think, please, that my suffering has nothing to do with you. Not at all! It was precisely the involuntary entry into an unsafe, as it turned out, experiment that had the hidden purpose (by intuition, that is) to prove how harmful it is for health to eat more than what our body requires. Yes, I got a process that was accelerated in time, but also slowed down; exceeding the food allowance every day for several years, or even decades, ultimately leads to the same result, my friends, to illness.

Well, well, I feel from afar how passions are heating up in someone’s chest. What is she coming up with, our Blade of Grass is hanging noodles on our ears, huh?! Yes, now many people don’t have money for this very food, but it’s about overeating.

However, moderate your ardor, my dear opponents. My mother suffered from extremely serious illnesses during the blockade, and they never returned! I am sure that something similar happened not only to her, but also to many other mothers, fathers, aunts and uncles...

Once, in the midst of perestroika, I asked a well-known doctor in St. Petersburg for a loan of a certain amount, saying that, you see, I was below the poverty line at the moment. And you know what he answered (giving me a loan): “You are beyond the point of stupidity, Valentina Mikhailovna. Sorry, but this is a fact!

Yes, he was right, and I completely agree with him, and if we return to our reasoning that there is an excess, then we can say: the body needs microdoses for vital activity and cheerfulness, and we use not only macrodoses, but kilograms, that’s it and is an excess of a thousand or more times!

Now we will begin to restore what we ourselves, through our own unreasonableness, destroy in the body (read the previous pages about the Spanish experiment). Naturally, not only exceeding food standards leads to illness, but also any other excess. As soon as we noticeably move away from the golden mean, moderation in everything: in food, in entertainment, in pleasures, in running or in rest, then immediately, in other cases, though gradually, the balance is disturbed, the very one that holds us afloat in the river of life.

So, on the road, my dears, leading us to deliverance from illness, because, as Paul Bragg wrote, being sick does not mean living. Beautiful words! One thing can be added to them, or rather, continue the thought: to live means to rejoice!

Russian healer Glinushka

Well, we visited the country of distant Spain, met the natives, as well as those who arrived there on vacation, summed up the results, found out that they also have a lot of problems and worries, that they, many of them, are not particularly then they take care of their health, since the rooster hasn’t pecked them yet (you know where, right?).

In a word, you learned a lot from my letters, and some of my acquaintances can simply copy their own portraits, this applies to fat people, for example. For some readers, my fables about other aunts and uncles brought alarm to the heart: our grandmother Travinka is 100 percent right. And for sure, we are acting unreasonably, because from her experience, having entered into the experiment, she showed how a person destroys himself when his appetites flare up under favorable conditions...

However, what is there to be sad and grieve if I now start telling you about how to get out of a crisis situation if one of you has crossed the line of reason in relation to food, say. Of course, when you just got acquainted with the table of contents, it seemed strange to you, was it really this blue clay again, was it really able to fix something else in the human body. Yes, yes, my dears, she, the same blue sorceress, began to treat and cure such illnesses that I myself get goosebumps when I see the results of her influence. It’s certainly been noted: everything ingenious is simple. What’s simpler: we take a certain part from the earth called clay, and for no apparent reason it simply becomes a panacea for diseases that numerous detachments of domestic and foreign doctors are puzzling over - and spears too - but, alas... Of course , I can add here, before I begin to describe her struggle with ailments of every kind and kind, that I myself have become quite creative and, I would say, with the utmost respect for her capabilities, which is why I have achieved some success in clay therapy, I Think.

Indeed, every time there were some visible successes in treatment, I began to wonder why I succeeded. And I came to a conclusion that amazed me a lot.

Glinochka, which had lain in the ground for thousands or even more years unclaimed, unnoticed by those who walked and wandered on it or next to it, apparently was flattered by such attention on my part, and therefore began to reveal to me one secret after another. .

Of course, this conclusion seemed somewhat absurd to you, right? But I can’t explain in any other way the indisputable fact that the riddles began to be solved right away, in any case, I began to operate with the properties of the clay somehow easily, as if I knew in advance what exactly it wanted to tell me.

Well, that’s it, my dears, I have completely intrigued you, and therefore, from the next page I will begin to inform you about accidents that began to turn into cases, that is, into actual statistical material on the topic “The use of domestic clays in the fight for human health,” - let’s express it scientifically and respectably, because the properties of the healing clay deserve it.

And now I want to give you some practical advice so that later you don’t complain: oh, we didn’t know, oh we didn’t have time, alas, everything is frozen, you can’t break off a single piece, and you need a lot of clay... Our editor-in-chief was incredibly happy when I I promised that I would work harder, but I would deliver the manuscript long before the frost, so that people could read it, take note, and most importantly, stock up on the starting material for clay therapy at home.

So let’s say a big thank you to him for the fact that he immediately saw in the grandmother an author useful to the people and began to print and publish her books, just like lightning. He, of course, already understood your aspirations, since many people call the publishing house, want to meet with me, and are interested in when my next book will be published. So, the first and most necessary advice. Look for blue layers, stock up on the above-mentioned material for future use, for the whole winter, in order to get rid of many ailments in advance, so that they do not turn into a dangerous form, so that you yourself remove what you absolutely do not need, that is, all sorts of tumors, inflammations, cysts, etc. similar.

Read more carefully how to strengthen clay with the help of the sun, make it even more effective and powerful, so that when you begin to look for your own symptoms in my descriptions, you would already be fully armed, and immediately begin to destroy the “cons”, then they you will turn into their complete opposite, that is, into pluses, at first most likely uncertain, and then into real, clear ones, the very ones that will tell you: everything is in order, the dirt is gone, that is, the disease (remember that the disease is nothing more than dirt that has entered the body, right?).

Don't forget to check the clays you decide to collect so you don't waste energy transporting them. Again with a nut. They pointed at the formation, it began to cheerfully approach you along with the thread, and the further you move away from the formation, the steeper it became. They counted off eight or nine meters, and that’s it. Good! An excellent healing material has been found. Only then take it on a cart or car to your home.

The last piece of advice is this. This is also from practice. A good friend of mine shared her experience. Her premises are small (Khrushchev-era), where to put the clay is a problem. And then she examined her basement, where the entrance is from the stairs, and discovered that there was enough space for more than one truck. I cleared out the corner next to the stairs that leads to that basement, laid out some boards, and that’s it – the storage was ready.

It would be nice if your neighbors weren’t interested in your actions; there are a lot of evil people, as you know. And so, one evening and add the first portion to your reserves, then another day... She called her friends one day, including me, we sat until late, sang and talked, and when the people calmed down and lay down to rest, we began for work. Of course, it would be nice to reveal the secret of your thoughts to the lowest rank of bosses, that is, the janitor. Give me my little book, tell me about the wonderful assistant you want to hide in the premises under her jurisdiction. I think this is not a bad option. However, show maximum resourcefulness for the sake of your own health and the well-being of your household. You already know that you need to stock up on gauze or wide bandages, a lot of simple and woolen rags, so that they are always at hand if you decide to do an appliqué one day.

All these auxiliary materials should always be washed after use, dried and kept in a bag, so as not to fuss, not to be nervous, so as not to waste time, which is already constantly lacking.

Why am I explaining all this to you in such detail? Can't you guess? I have studied your psychology very well, my friends. Didn't find the rag right away, did it take time? Better tomorrow... that's right, better tomorrow than today. Here our old friend, a scruffy middle-aged lady named

Laziness, which immediately begins to whisper to you: “Go to bed, my dear, and your hubby will be waiting for you!”

You immediately felt relieved, it immediately popped out of your head that something had been aching in your lower abdomen for a long time, and something like a ball began to roll around in your chest. The next day there is a ton of things to do, and now you have already let go of your illness, which has repeatedly told you: “I’m sick, I’m sick, treat me, my dear, help me and yourself at the same time!”

Yes, my dear people, all our troubles, and even illnesses, begin precisely for the very reason that we do not know how to listen to ourselves. Uncle, aunt, girlfriend, witch - please, as many as you like. You should drink one and a half liters of milk a day - with pleasure, brew a bay leaf and take it - wince, but we drink it, plantain three times before lunch - we won’t forget.

In a word, the advice that “knowledgeable” people give us is countless, and we rush to implement them; it doesn’t matter that from the first spoon of some supposedly super-healthy infusion, our liver simply knocks with its fists on the right hypochondrium, since it is not able to express its indignation otherwise.

But we steadfastly continue to do everything according to the specified scheme, to carry it out, without retreating a single step. And no signals from our organs from within are often able to stop us. Let’s say, we all know that overeating is harmful, that any extra piece will turn into real poison, but, alas, “burst your belly, but don’t lose your goodness.” We will return to this topic later in connection with the Spanish experiment (you have already read about my introduction to the buffet and what came of it).

Do not think that my first efforts to cure my own illness are not connected with what I just wrote about. Not at all. This, one might say, is an introduction to the topic. Of course, in this particular case, I reproach myself and call myself with various uncultured words, since even an old woman can get screwed. So, let’s start right away with that sore of mine, which, when I arrived from Spain, literally on the third day I began to eradicate it, because I became very ill. So…

How I dealt with pneumonia

I see, I see, you are grinning and thinking something like this after reading the title: how did Grandma Travinka manage to catch pneumonia, and even in Spain, which she is talking about, where people faint from the heat; Recently they reported that very bad things happen to them in that hot sun... You reason correctly and very competently, my dear fellow citizens. But since you were surprised (how I managed to grab...), then I will describe everything in more detail. Read and read, it’s very useful to find out how I “came to live like this”: in that sunny land, where even at night people in hotels turn on the air conditioners, they can’t drink water without pieces of ice.

The very first day I went to the beach, I immediately rushed into the sea, because I love water and depth, of course. I’m swimming, my head is under the water, my legs are flickering... And suddenly I feel piercingly: the current is getting colder! A minute or two later (I took my head out and plunged it into the water again), a reasonable thought came to me: I need to row to the shore, otherwise in such cold weather you can get meningitis... I got out, I couldn’t get a tooth on my tooth, I did a jog and I saw that the swimmers - then once, twice and miscalculated.

Strange... Mothers immediately hide their children in huge terry towels as soon as they splash around near the shore. Their lips are blue, however...

It would seem that the picture is clear, one could draw a certain unambiguous conclusion, right? But, alas. Tomorrow, the day after tomorrow and the following days I again dive into the chilly, without exaggeration, depths of the sea, and again with my head, because this is exactly how I like to swim anywhere.

I swim and don’t draw reasonable conclusions, I don’t draw conclusions and swim... I often get chills, and not only when leaving the sea. But again, the brain cells, as they say, are out of place: apparently, they froze from such coolness, they lost the ability to think sensibly.

Now, before taking a plunge, I walk for a long time on wet sand, which is not easy. I walk about five kilometers, from pier to pier and back, but, surprisingly, when I reach the edge of the sea strip at the pier to the left of our hotel, I’m not eager to freshen up. Although I was tired, warmed up from fast walking, and the sun rose high.

I stand and look into the distance, towards Gibraltar, as I later established, beyond which Africa begins, and a little to the right - the Atlantic World Ocean. Yes, so I stand and stand, supposedly admiring the distance of the sea, but in fact I am psychologically preparing myself for the next ablution.

I absolutely don’t want to get into the water, I feel it with every fiber of my soul, as they say. But I stubbornly wait for the moment when a stupid mind gives the command: take a swim! Are you really going to leave? Further thoughts work in this direction. Your native publishing house gave you a ticket to such a truly exotic country, to such a (Mediterranean, by the way) sea, and you are drifting. Yes, this is healing water, every cubic meter contains up to a pound of all sorts of salts... Climb immediately, you coward! And the coward cuts the wave with her stupid head and swims. It floats until not only the above-mentioned part of the body, but the whole body as a whole begins to noticeably become colder. Again, somewhere in the depths of the subconscious, someone barely intelligibly - probably, hoarsely - whispers about the possibility of inflammation of the most important organs. But, alas, a stubborn thought, lodged in the subcortex, apparently interrupts a weak voice: nothing, you’ll endure it, you need to use the gift to the fullest (like that buffet, from which my stomach almost completely gave out, if you remember).

Thus, for all ten days (four, thank God, I didn’t swim because I was going on excursions) he won, the persistent one, the one who only causes grief, in any case, you won’t end up in trouble if you only follow him, mind, therefore , obey.

Finally she arrived in her native place, and then a friend in Voeikovo called: the lake is warm, brown, the water is gentle, you can’t reach the bottom. As soon as I looked at my lovely birch trees that overlooked the forest pond, which I had not seen a single one for two whole weeks, I immediately began to take off my clothes.

I swam to the middle and back for almost an hour. At this time the sun disappeared, the wind rose, so on the shore I was greeted by a completely different atmosphere than in Spain, as you understand. As soon as I put my trembling legs into my trousers, I began to dream about a fire, which there was nothing to light with...

Now you understand why I started getting pneumonia, and it was bilateral, right? One might say that the cold of the Atlantic wave was reflected in one lung, and the north wind in the other. Nice story! And if you look into this situation properly, then you can’t call the cause of the disease anything other than stupidity, don’t you think?

And if only once I had heeded the signal of inspiration, when all my limbs were shaking on that hot sand like fire, I would have turned my feet to the blue pool that was located in the courtyard of our hotel under the name “Amaragua”, and not just one, but three sufficient depth - from two to three meters! And I would have received no less pleasure from water procedures, and the disease certainly would not have developed.

The vacation did not end very happily: already on the third day after my arrival, I shook my “Khrushchev” with coughing fits, and God knows what was flowing from my nose, thickening as I struggled, for all fourteen days. Where it's thin, that's where it breaks. I gave the last portion of clay to treat the eye of one little girl, who came with her mother on the second day after my arrival from distant countries, so I was left alone with the disease, since I don’t accept pills and injections.

A doctor I know listened to where exactly the inflammation had developed, gave me a mustard patch on my back, but, alas... I wander around like a shadow, but mostly I lie down, wiping myself with a towel every minute. The temperature, which I only get once every ten years, began to jump every day, and in the evenings it appeared constantly, like a bayonet. In general, the symptoms are very, very sad...

And then one day the phone rang: Valentina Mikhailovna, we’ll bring you a whole bag of clay. Blue, just like butter. And they brought it! They filled it with water, and the next morning I invited a friend: help me put the flatbread on my back, since I don’t have any strength myself - the old lady came.

And just imagine, after exactly two hours the heaviness from my back seemed to subside, and it became easier to breathe. This assistant has arrived at the house! Without any pills, without a single syringe, I went into battle for my illness and... In any case, the next morning I had the strength to check what was there on the blue layer, on which I had lain for a couple of hours the day before.

My friend’s diagnosis was completely confirmed: yes, there was minus clay in the lower part of one and the other lung. They set it one more time, and again - and that’s it! The minus disappeared, the nut ran towards me, telling me that the blue sorceress had done an excellent job with the task entrusted to her.

Now I had to get to work on my nose, which by that time was pretty swollen. Not only he, but his entire face became noticeably rounder. Of course, the nasopharynx also suffered a lot, because the throat refused to accept even any drink, be it hot or cold, not to mention food. True, I ate extremely little during the entire two weeks. This has always saved me, lack of appetite. In addition, there was also a great helper - sleep, I slept for 15-16 hours. So, now I put applications on my forehead, because my sinuses hurt - I couldn’t touch them, and I was so loud that no one recognized my voice.

Here we had to tinker. Four, five, six times I sealed these sinuses with a thick layer, but it was difficult even for the wonderful healer Glinka of great power to pump out what had accumulated there. Again the thought of meningitis flashed through my mind, which this time made me feel cold not only in my head, but also in my heart. And what will I think about the rest of the days if... Oh, oh!

What can I say, you will howl at such a prospect, especially since I feel that something is wrong with the little fool in the garden. And again she helped me out, my dear blue darling. The guys brought me another huge bag of clay, I made up something like a helmet for myself, tied it up, one nose cap was visible, and I lay there.

And my whole head began to ache and hurt incredibly! Of course, I endure it, I persuade myself: keep quiet, they say, it’s your own fault, and don’t interfere with the sorceress’s work, she looks through every inch there, looking for inflammation in the very depths. And I must say a great thank you to her, the sorceress, because the clay helmet quickly corrected everything, removed all the evil spirits from my stupid little head, and it soon stopped hurting.

The snot, which flowed like an endless river, like from a water tap, also subsided, quite noticeably, after using the helmet I just talked about.

In a word, gradually, gradually, all the symptoms went away, even the weakness became afraid of the glint, and I began to recover, to come out of the crisis, as they say. However, ten days later I made a control application again. Everything was settled with the lungs, but I still had to tinker with the sinuses.

At this point I must emphasize and remind you what the Americans say about this: snot can even cause cancer... So, my dears, be sure to repeat the procedures with the nasopharynx so that everything there is clean, very clean, let the little blue doctor look like a broom from there will sweep it out so that no complications arise later if the body is slightly weakened, as often happens.

Just think how much wasted trouble and worry man, this smart, intelligent homo sapiens, causes himself. And why did God give him reason?! He absolutely does not know how to use it wisely if he commits acts that are extremely illogical. And he strives to do everything to his own detriment, have you noticed? I am sure that the story I have described in detail about how I caught a cold in my lungs and my stupid old head in the waters of the world famous sea will remind many of some situations that took place, as they say, in their lives. My dears, I ask you very much, listen to your inner voice. He is like a guardian angel, given to you from birth for joy, for help in business, for good luck, in the end, and you often do not pay any attention to his warnings. Do you think that Blade of Grass poses an impossible task for you, right?

Not at all! Let's go over this topic one more time, shall we? Please don't mind. Look, I wrote so much about clay, gave so many details, and my readers call and say: I beg you, come to me (I’ll pay the cost!), put it on yourself once, otherwise I didn’t understand how exactly to put it, this applique on sore spot.

It would seem that I have explained everything, chewed it, swallowed it, my dear reader... But, alas, it turns out that I also need to show it.

Another person went much further in her wishes: when you (me, that is) put your hands on my back, then it will pass... My dear reader, if I start personally putting clay cakes on my tummy, let’s say, then I won’t have There will be time left to write the next book, including for you.

As for my hands, supposedly special, in your opinion, here you underestimate, first of all, yourself. How many times have I told you that you yourself are wizards and fairies, because “your shirt is closer to your body.” It was later that people gave this proverb a slightly different meaning, but the original one was talking about exactly what people noticed a long time ago: only a person can help himself, not his uncle. It’s not for nothing that a whole series of books are now being published under this heading: “Heal yourself,” because this saying contains the deepest wisdom.

Returning to what was said above, I will continue. In the morning, when you wake up, throw a thought into your head. It is simple, primitive, one might say, it may seem absurd to you, because you do not believe in yourself, you are not used to doing this (and for many years you were not allowed to do this, because others thought for you, and you blindly obeyed that , what they come up with there). So you say to yourself: I can do anything. Everything will work out for me today. Everything will work out for me! You throw approximately these words into your subcortex two or three times and fall asleep again for about ten minutes.

I assure you, one fine morning you will wake up without the alarm ringing, and it will not be you yourself, but someone inside you who will repeat those cherished, truly magical phrases. And you will get down to business that will come and go for you now little by little, but not quietly, but quickly. You'll remake a lot of them. Write down for the first time what exactly you managed to do on such a day, and by the evening you will certainly be surprised: did I really manage to do everything?! On such a lucky day for you, put the clay in the place that is itching, and she will cope with the worst, and your own hands will be her assistants!

It is important that you quickly hear what you threw into your subconscious, so that it responds, as they say, and begins to work and work for you. Unfortunately, you and I have long since become somewhat deaf; we live as our wonderful Masha Rasputina sings:

And in the usual bustle we go with the flow...

Who is tired and who is lazy,

Who lives with one glance...

We obey what Aunt Klava reported on the radio or what Uncle Fedya, a newly minted sorcerer, announced on TV. By the way, we could have told in our advertising about the best resorts in Spain that the water there is very cold, but, alas... And if we return once again to that coast, which I told you about for several pages in a row, then we will take into account this fact. I’m floating, freezing, my mind says, be patient, it’s in vain that you came to such a distance, it took five hours to get to warmer climes on a Tu-154.

And the subconscious ran forward, absorbing temporary kilometers with lightning speed. Let’s say, back in July I was hobbling along the shore, and inspiration ran forward three weeks, saw a disorder in my head, something like meningitis, and screamed in my ear: get out of the water, otherwise you’ll get a disease, meningitis , that is. Yes, our subcortex has amazing properties - to look far ahead to the days we have lived, so use it as if it were God’s gift. But we present our own stupid (there’s no other way to put it) arguments.

It’s not for nothing that I started talking about the subcortex again. When I was sick, she gave me some advice, she reminded me about the aspen tree. At my request, a friend brought me several thin logs of this mysterious tree with iron-like leaves, and I placed them on the floor just under the area of my respiratory organs. And I left one, I’ll put it, I think, above the threshold, on the cornice, because the previous ones I have are old and dried out; It’s true that they have lost their strength.

Several days passed, I took the aspen tree out from under the bed and began checking it with a nut. So much for you! This minus came out of nowhere. And above what was lying on the ledge, no, no! The nut swings joyfully and joyfully away from me and back, indicating that this wood is full of bio-force.

So keep in mind: the aspen tree also knows how to remove the bad, although its role is to destroy evil. In general, he works part-time, and it turns out that he takes away illnesses and relieves anger. You could probably put it on your sinuses for an hour or two. True, I gave a good tablet to a friend (she has a serious illness, God forbid!), I think it will help her.

That’s it, I’ll make a request for more aspen to be brought, especially since I feel something very disgusting is accumulating in my sinuses again. I’ll start to extract it using a combined method: with clay, and aspen, and coins. I must say that one does not interfere with the other, everyone has enough to do if the sore is serious and drags on.

We will return to the combined effects, and now we will begin the next stage of improving the health of Grandma Travinka, who acted very, very unreasonably there in Spain. True, after reading the title, you will immediately understand that the matter concerns not only her, but also other people, of whom there are quite a few in the CIS and other countries.

Watch out for gout!

We will no longer talk about the historical roots of this disease. Now we will begin to straighten our pretty crooked fingers, restore poorly functioning joints (elbows, knees, etc.). Of course, if I had not overeat at this ill-fated buffet, invented for our destruction, especially for those who love to eat, then my bones-joints, framed with salts like walls in stalactite caves, would still have lived and prospered and not bothered my grandmother for about five years , or even more, especially since she doesn’t lift weights, can’t get around to playing ping-pong, that is, she moves her hands extremely rarely and little. But it’s not without reason that they say: every cloud has a silver lining! That's for sure! For a long time I felt stiffness in the shoulder joint, especially in the left one. Sometimes at night it hurts so much that you can’t sleep. Due to the fact that the thunder didn’t strike, I, like many of you, didn’t think it was time to start tackling those same gouty thickenings hidden inside that others, for example, appeared on hands, and in quite significant sizes. And, as you read at the very beginning of the book, thunder struck, everything escalated, and even my relatively straight fingers (fingers, that is) looked quite “young,” so both visually and in terms of painful sensations it was time to get down to business... But how can it be accepted if doctors, known throughout the world, not just the medical world, have repeatedly made attempts to cope with this terrible arthrosis, arthritis and similar painful ailments that spoil not only the mood, but also the life of quite a significant part of humanity?!

Professor Zalmanov, for example, promises us to moderate pain with hot water, Mr. Kneipp also claims that suffering can be significantly alleviated, but with the help of cold. We won’t talk about other physicians, because our domestic ones simply offer disability and send home people who came complaining of unbearable pain in the area of all available joints, so that it does not interfere with their work. Can you imagine what a difficult task I faced? Considering that my disease is one of the worst forms (ossification of all cartilages known to anatomists, a process that continuously leads the body to death), then at first I got cold feet. And later, since the whining, which continued throughout the day, and not just at night, tired me so much that I agreed to everything, I turned to my long-time savior, with whom you are already well acquainted.

“My dear little girl,” I prayed one morning, “help me, magician, and then I’ll tell others about everything!”

At this point I began to listen to my inner voice more carefully, my ears on top of my head. And what? It was he who suggested exactly where to put and apply what, since it hurt everywhere.

I put a healing potion three centimeters thick in a gauze and threw it over my shoulder, like a towel, secured it properly, wrapped it in a sweater and climbed under a cotton blanket in order to warm up faster. I’ll sleep, I think, for two hours, as expected, and then I’ll check whether the doctor has taken care of my illness.

However, that was not the case; I was unable to sleep, because within ten minutes such pain appeared in the shoulder joint that I wanted to immediately remove the application. I lie and endure, I endure and lie, but I myself want to howl because the clay began to be made there.

The feeling was such that she began to cut off all these layers of a hundred years ago from the bones, as if with a sharp knife.

You understand, once they cut it off, everything comes into play, and the blood vessels, nerves, and muscle tissue, oh how they get it! “How long will the execution continue?” – I mentally scream and simply lose patience as the pain becomes unbearable. A phone call saved me here.

My reader-admirer is calling, as they say. At first she began to sing the praises of my book, and then moved on to a specific question: she describes the miraculous abilities of the very clay that is gnawing on my shoulder beyond belief, and tells how she managed to straighten her fingers. Glinochka, Urinochka and massage together helped.

Of course, I thank her so much that she completely distracted me from my own suffering, I listen and listen. I think that when I get up, I’ll write everything down in detail, especially since it’s time for me to get down to business with my own fingers. And they (the fingers) seemed to have guessed about my intentions, and they began to whine so much that I barely stopped moaning, ready to escape. It’s inconvenient to howl and moan what my interlocutor will say. What is it, they say, our grandmother, who is sick herself, if she makes such exclamations...

And suddenly... My torment ended, as if on command. The pain has gone away! Of course, not at all suddenly! I looked at my watch and understood everything: two hours had passed. Well, well, it turns out that the healer had absorbed a lot of dirt into herself and calmed down, it’s enough, they say, to keep me near your body, let’s throw it away, my strength has dried up by this time.

Miracles and that's it! She stood up, threw off the appliqué, and took it to the threshold. And she lay there for another half hour, and immediately fell asleep, having worn herself out, that is. I would like to note from my own experience that after such a procedure you simply need to stay warm. Yes, yes, the clay heated up not only the shoulder, but also the shoulder blade and the whole arm. Need to cool down a bit. In the evening I went and buried the dirty clay, after checking it with a nut, of course. As you may have guessed, the downside was such that the nut literally began to pull out of my hands. Still would! So much has accumulated there, and even acquired a fresh layer in Spain. And the next day I decided to suffer again. Since Glinka set to work so bravely and fearlessly, then we must trust her. “Christ endured and commanded us,” I said, in order to mentally prepare myself for the execution, and got down to business.

And this is how things went. What can I say, on the first application there was a steep minus, but on the second the nut no longer pulled out of my hands, as if encouraging me: try, try, be patient, I will be able to help.

Of course, again the pain was unbearable, I removed the application ahead of schedule. What a two hour, an hour and a half had not passed before I pulled off the bandage. The feeling as if some animal was gnawing something out of my bones went away, and then Madame Lenya crept up and whispered persistently: “That’s enough, don’t suffer in vain, rest.” It’s clear that there was no “in vain”, since the hedgehog understands: every cure comes through an exacerbation. I pushed this citizen away and gave my word of honor to myself that I would certainly do one more procedure, and maybe two or three more, until the pain subsided.

The third attack on salt turned out to be less painful, but most importantly, it brought the long-awaited results: there was nothing bad left in the joint that evening. My dear little nut was calmly walking over the used clay, and I thought she even sang: no, no, yes, yes! There's a plus sign! Of course, I knew that I still needed to do the control in a week, and then in a month, but since the sorceress herself decided to rest, then I, too, could temporarily stop destroying the deposits on my bones in the area of the shoulder and shoulder blade. And here, analyzing previous events, I ask

I ask myself: why did my whole arm hurt, right down to the tips of my fingers?! The application lies on the shoulder, and the pain permeates absolutely the entire arm. Why did it happen?

Let's straighten our fingers!

I took a closer look at my palm. On the one hand, where there are still all sorts of lines by which you can determine your destiny (remember, right?), I see some hard cords glowing under the skin. I pressed it and it hurt. Of course, everything is completely clear: these lines indicate illness. And why did they come and settle here?

She turned her palm over and began to examine her fingers. And what do you think I saw on them? The same thing that you noticed on your fingers a long time ago. Yes, yes, thickenings that I didn’t even have quite recently. Wow the consequences of the buffet! It's not easier yet!

I can’t even touch my little finger, and my index finger is already slightly deformed. I feel that every day my recent walk in Spain is costing me more and more for my health. There were only one or two unthickened joints, and there were too many, so I started working on all five at once.

Let me take it and pack my entire palm into this kind of clay pad, let it become more closely acquainted with the clay, and the clay, naturally, with it. No sooner said than done. She wrapped her palm well with a large scarf over the clay and lay down with the idea of taking a nap for an hour or two. But, alas! I was very surprised when, almost from the first minute, terrible pains began to torment my hand! Wow! It turns out that all the joints, of which there are a lot on our hand, and not just in the fingers, are still full of these bad salt deposits, since my strict sorceress, who, as you already know, simply cannot stand maybe all sorts of dirt, inflammation, suppuration, in general, everything that a person does not need for a normal life. If you remember, as Ivan Yotov told me, it easily penetrates the holy of holies, the vessels of the heart, and destroys cholesterol in them. As you understand, the joints on the fingers are not the vessels that we mentioned above, and therefore, obviously, she did not stand on ceremony with my fingers, and with the palm in general. Now I’m describing everything to you so cheerfully and with jokes, but when I lay for a whole hour with my arm blocked without a single gap, believe me, I had no time for humor. You can say that just the opposite, I wanted to cry from the cleansing and gnawing that my clay assistant performed in a living body. Sometimes it seemed that she was snatching piece after piece from the bone with a rather sharp file.

In a word, she barely lay down for the allotted two hours, although due to the proximity of the mentioned salt deposits, it would have been possible to lie down for only an hour, and during that hour our dear worker would have been completely tired. Well, I think, apparently, something happened to the arrow, it’s crawling like a turtle, and my grandmother’s, that is, my, patience has completely dried up. Her courage and fortitude began to recede.

At the moment, when my hand is resting from the accepted suffering, and grace has come to my heart, I’ll think a little with you, talk. No, don’t be scared and don’t turn the page, because at first we will talk about earthly, everyday matters, very close to you.

Recently a reader called me who believed in clays, stocked several buckets of them, uses them (that’s how she started her conversation), but, alas...

– Oh, Valentina Mikhailovna, my right side hurt so much after three applications that I got scared and stopped applying them. What do you advise me?

And what will you and I, my friends, answer her? Right! Let her turn back a page or two and read it herself, with her eyes wide open in fear. Yes, our dear friend in misfortune, we must endure, due to the fact that it has been established for a hundred years by folk practice and science: healing always comes through exacerbation.

It would seem that we have discussed this topic more than once, but things are still there, as they say. Why was this strong aggravation necessary? But here's why. Our body gets used to the sore, puts up with it, and it seems to smolder and smolder, sharpening and sharpening a person, like that drop that can easily make a hole in the strongest stone (remember the expression: water wears away stones?).

So the question is, why do we have to go to extremes, to the hole that is? Of course there is no need! That is why doctors sometimes cause or provoke a disease in order, therefore, to cure it from the stove. Have you forgotten how rudely a surgeon tears off a bandage that is stuck to a wound? You also reprimand him, call him a horseman to yourself, or even out loud, call him, accuse him of cruelty. I myself have heard such speeches more than once, especially our peasants, who are simply not able to endure the slightest pain, such gentle creatures, they are not shy in their expressions directed at the doctor!

You got a good follower of Hippocrates, my dears, if he threw off your bandage with such a sharp movement that scarlet blood spurted out from the almost healed wound. It’s great that the blood came to the rescue; it will clean the edges of the wound with caked pus better than any ointment.

But that’s not the main point. A sharp pain will send a signal to your subcortex, and it will immediately transmit it to its destination. According to science, the address of the signal is your immune system; your body will defend itself. To put it simply, your energy will wake up from such a blow to the nervous system and begin to heal you, expel germs from a wound or from some other place.

So, my dear follower, whose right side hurt unbearably, don’t put a spoke in your own wheels, prepare some fresh clay and go ahead! To a complete cheerful plus over her (clay, therefore)! Beat the bread, as they say, with your own hands of Mrs. Chronicle, who, as you know, is the half-sister of the old woman with the scythe, the same bony one with no expression on her face, if you remember. Don't give her the opportunity to destroy your body slowly and surely!

After all, clay, if you think about it, brings your sore to an extreme state, so that it becomes easier to grab and destroy it. You need to be sad and grieve only if the clay remains silent for the third time, and even the smallest minus does not appear on it.

So it's not clay you need. Remember this expression: like a poultice for a dead person? That’s right, you chose the wrong drug to treat your disease if it couldn’t take out a single piece of your illness by the ear and into the sun. It turns out that clay is not able to help you, your illness is beyond its power.

Got it, my dears, right? Well, who among you doesn’t know that pain is a blessing, pain is a signal to take action. So take action, because our healer can do a lot!

And we will advise the unlucky patient: there is no need to drift in the face of pain, place clay plates on your completely leaky liver three to four times a day and expect results. They will be positive, I assure you! Also take the pancreatic area, which, as I determined with a nut from your voice, also needs treatment. Yes, without any pretense, our malaise can always be heard in our voice! Be patient and hum something like this:

“Thank you, my fairy Glinochka, thank you for your attention to yourself and your disposition, for rescuing me from a terrible illness. Lord, how conveniently did you give us such an assistant!”

And add: I believe, I believe that this is exactly what will happen, the pain will go away, and with it the illness! Maybe someone will come up with other words, a hundred times better than these, so please, there would be a desire to turn to the Almighty, to the Reason of the Universe, as they say now.

...Many of you are grinning and smiling as you read these lines, but some of you started to blame and reproach me. Take your time, however... I hear and hear from afar how angry you are with me.

The grandmother started talking and babbling, saying she couldn’t stop, but it’s time to tell us something useful! He persuades us that we are small, foolish children, but we have lived a century, seen everything, and even experienced so much that you couldn’t even take it out on a cart if you had to.

And yet I ask again: do not rush, do not turn the page. We decided to talk, and our further thoughts, only at first glance, will seem to some to be far from their body and health, completely spoiled. And if…

And if you think about it and think about it, you will immediately understand that it is not in vain that I write and waste so many words. My dear ones, remember how much our amazing compatriot Doctor Professor Georgy Nikolaevich Sytin talks and talks about health.

Some, and there are many of them, bought his works (in four volumes) and put them on a shelf, completely forgetting that there is a miracle, a miracle in the house, a kind and warm word addressed directly to your subcortex. You’re used to taking pills: you pop them in your mouth and drink some water...

So, my dear dear fellow citizens, for this reason I pour out like a nightingale in my books, because I dream of only one thing: how my words and affectionate speeches would reach your heart, how your ears, sometimes plugged and clogged with cotton wool, would hear them. .

Yes, that's exactly what I'm dreaming about. About the fact that in your soul my words are transformed at first into confidence, and a little later into faith. In your own strength. And a lovely woman named Vera will take on your illnesses and overcome them.

And do not think that these romantic thoughts have no basis. Not at all! There is no need to remind you that dreaming is not harmful. To this expression I can safely add: dreaming is very useful!

And as for the “ground” that we just talked about, please read the letter over which I recently shed tears. It came from Moscow from Galina Grigorievna Vasilyeva.

Dear, kind Valentina Mikhailovna! Thank you for your wonderful books. They have everything: warmth of the soul, dreams, sadness and joy, wise advice. You tell us what to do in different situations in life, give us the youth of your soul, open your eyes to kindness and compassion...

Reading your books, I am charged with energy, my mood improves, I want to do good, sing, dance, run, as if wings grow and make my movements easier. And your poems... It’s a miracle how they are in tune with our life, the most modern. Your books are my consolation! Where can I buy them? Oh, how I need them! I would buy many, many of them and give them to my family and friends. I bow to you for the work and joy that you give to ordinary people.

Yes, here it is – feedback. It hatched, it came, it was believed, and everything in a person began to play and sing, and from such a spiritual mood all infirmities will run away, because their task is one - to throw melancholy and sadness into our body, so that it aches and hurts, and they, sores, illnesses, would multiply all the time.

However, isn’t it time for us to return to my apartment and see what happened to my fairly swollen fingers? If you have not forgotten, I again wrapped the entire palm, having first immersed it in a clay pillow.

And miracles simply began to happen in the sieve. A sharp pain, like a mad dog, rushed from the joints, of which there are three on each finger, to the wrist, cut with a saw the pad on the thumb (as you understand, I have so far put applications on one hand), and then rushed to the ulna bone.

Using her routes, I could, as they say, grasp, with an accuracy of one centimeter, exactly where my strict wonder-clay was working in a given period of time. I soon realized that it was quite possible to begin drawing up a cartogram showing in which places the salt deposits nested in my hand.

Wow! So much “good” has accumulated in such a small area, but then how much of it is in the whole body?! It turns out that you need to row with shovels! And when I took my thoughts a little further from today’s events, I realized with complete clarity what awaited me in the near foreseeable future. The picture that appeared before my inner gaze made me feel unwell. Wow! This means that the day was not just over the horizon on which my palm, completely ossified, thoroughly saturated with poorly soluble salts, would cease to function, and, to put it even more scientifically, would lose freedom of movement?!

And as always happens, fear pulls out the saddest details from memory. Once, a hundred years ago, as I like to say, I was sitting in the dining room, and next to me an old woman was eating. She extended her hand to the plate of bread, but could not take a piece, because her huge swollen joints prevented her from doing so.

She knocked this piece off the plate, I remember, and began to ram it toward her. I’ve already stopped eating, I look and think how she will still take it in her hands to bring it to her mouth. It turned out that the other hand, the right one, which held the spoon, was not so terribly deformed, so the old woman was soon able to grab the bread with it. The sight, I tell you, is terrible. Lord, I’m writing these lines and everything is before my eyes again, a chill runs down my back from those memories... Doubts began to dismantle me. Will our good fairy really take on such a task, will she be able to help those, already many, whose movements are impaired to one degree or another, and therefore freedom of movement has been lost?.. Then it is not in vain that I am writing these lines, then my advice will come in handy, will become useful information calling for action, and it (action) will lead to deliverance from trouble, from illness that torments people...

As for me personally, my personal, as they say, bones and joints, I have already developed a plan of attack to defeat the enemy who has settled inside me and does not allow me to live calmly and joyfully. I managed, I think, I managed to win and overcome the salts in my left shoulder, then I will move on to the other and begin to destroy the accumulated garbage in my right.

lead to complete and speedy victory. I'm sure. And you, my dears, do not forget to tell yourself more often: I can do it, I will achieve it, I will overcome it!

Again and again (for the umpteenth time!) I want to remind you: in any illness and in any recovery the main factor is psychological! Fall in love with the blue healer, believe in her powers, then she will definitely, absolutely help. And, please, not a shadow of doubt!

Recently, a friend told me that she had just started treating her sister, but she felt worse, supposedly her clay applications had caught a cold. This cannot be, my dears. All the influences of our assistant are aimed at removal, and only at it, she draws out the bad, cleanses - this is her main function. Of course, you can’t bring it in from the cold and immediately begin treatment. If you store it at room temperature, it will never cool you down, much less give you a cold. Everything happens just the opposite: the clay warms up your body. And you will soon see this for yourself.

Naturally, if you put an appliqué on, say, your chest and went to the store, as one of my listeners told me over the phone, then your actions can be classified as unreasonable (to put it mildly).

Finishing the conversation about swollen fingers, I want to tell you something else. Don't rest on the first "plus". Be sure to get back to work in a week. Put? And what's there? “Plus” again, it’s quite fun for your pendulum to move from the used clay to you? Wonderful!

There is no need to throw it away or bury it, put it right there in another place, it is suitable for use. Yes, you yourself will feel when sharp pain appears that the assistant is working and healing. Look how she began to pull and pull!

The second addition is this. It is no longer about clay therapy itself. Someone has known about it a long time ago, but repeating it, if it’s appropriate, is very useful, right? I also remembered this remedy when I began to fight my ill-fated gout. There wasn't a day when I didn't brew tea directly into milk. I drank two or three cups of this drink instead of regular tea.

Well, for now it’s all about the joints in which pain has appeared, since other sores are waiting for us so that we can deal with them too...

Mr. Cancer folds

Of course you didn't believe what the title said, right? And yet... “Granny has become bolder and braver,” some of you thought after reading the title. And someone said quite sharply: “However, a blade of grass has become impudent, but we considered her a kind and modest old lady...” My dears, exactly the same feelings have overcome me over the past six months. And what’s interesting is that these are the definitions of the suddenly appearing character traits that I addressed to myself: I became braver, bolder, and became extremely impudent. Yes, my dear friends, doubts overwhelmed me, prompting me to go to the library, read and study literature about the disease we were talking about. Let’s not mention him often, much less call him by his name, okay? Why? First of all, it's scary. Secondly, it is a sin to mention the devil, and it was he, I am sure, who sent such an illness. Thirdly, you know, there is no need to talk about illnesses often, because bad words and thoughts run towards our illness and, like the wind, intensify the fire, that is, our illness. As you understand, we are still talking about the same psychological factor. Let’s agree right away, we’ll put him in our chapter, since we’re talking about him and even started to call him, for example, “G”. There are many words in the Russian language for this letter of the alphabet, and, it must be said, others define the very essence of this type of disease in the best possible way and more accurately. I won’t list it, you’ll remember and guess and keep in mind the most suitable one, okay?

So, let's start talking about him, about this very “G”. One day, about three months ago, the phone rang. At that time, I had not yet kept statistics about this Mr. Black, so I cannot say exactly what date, day and month the conversation took place, which later turned out to be so significant that I had to start a whole chapter on this topic.

– I have it in my chest, in one and the other, and also with branches (!) into the lymph nodes. I read your book and...

Then, at some length, the young voice on the other end of the line sings me praises about my book “Find the Joy in Yourself,” then about “The Path to Health,” then there were “songs” about me... I, of course, interrupt her here, because... I’m tired of praise and outpouring of this kind, and besides, I’m simply lost from the large number of epithets addressed to me...

“But I’m not a doctor and I’m no less afraid than you even of the mention of the world-famous illness,” I answer her, but... “But I’m not afraid, I know what I have.” I just don’t want to go to the operation, although the doctor scolds me in every possible way for delaying. I believe you, understand?!

I will not hide that my heart responded to her last words: “I believe you” as if with a wave of warmth. No, I wasn't proud. Not at all. Somewhere in my innermost depths, hope suddenly arose from these words of hers. After all, you can help a young life not to perish if faith has not faded in its soul...

As you have read before, and more than once, it is quite possible that the fairy mentioned above is capable of correcting absolutely everything in a person!

Even in the most ancient tomes, her marvelous abilities, filled with miracles, were mentioned. She, they say, will turn everything over in the body, get to the bottom of the very last cell, she will persuade this tiny part of our body, invisible to the naked eye, that same cell, to become more conscious and not spoil a person’s already short path with flaws.

You are probably aware that in the latest research (and the new is the well-forgotten old, right?) scientists all over the world are now appealing to it, to our cell, asking, therefore, for protection against ulcers in our body. Next, let’s turn to information that is closer and more accessible.

Who else, if not she, the beautiful lady Vera, worked hard and - please - repaired the broken spine of Valentin Dikul. After all, if it had not settled in his drooping soul, then his energy consciousness (to put it scientifically) would not have been able to cope, would not have overcome such a malicious soreness, from which the light on the console of our main dispatcher - the skeleton - almost went out.

End of free trial.

There are several types of clay differing in composition. Blue clay is recognized as the oldest, which is very popular in all countries; it is the most plastic and heat-intensive. Other types of clay are considered secondary, because they are the result of erosion of sedimentary rocks, subsequent sedimentation along river beds and lake shores.

All types of clay retain heat well and are effective for heat treatment. The most studied is white clay or kaolin, produced as a powder and stored tightly closed. It has an enveloping, absorbent property, due to which it is used as an external remedy in the treatment of burns, ulcers, diaper rash, and other skin problems. As an internal remedy, it treats stomach diseases, food poisoning and other diseases.

Traditional medicine uses pottery clay. Dry clay is used to treat wounds, ulcers, and is used as baby powder. Cold clay is used to cover joints to treat dislocations and bruises. In Russia, clay compresses with herbs are often used. Red clay is most beneficial for joints.

Where to get clay for treatment

The best place to buy is a pharmacy. At least there is confidence in its purity. You can find quarries and gardens outside the city that are suitable for this. Or purchase it in specialized stores, but remember the clay should not be processed or fired. Clay can be stored for a long time even in the sun. On the contrary, with such storage the beneficial properties of clay increase.

How to prepare clay for treatment

use only a wooden spoon;
Large parts are first crushed, sorted, and foreign impurities are removed;
sift through a sieve;
placed in the sun, near a radiator or stove;
when it has dried well, dilute it with plain or salted water;
For greater effect, bath clay is diluted with sodium chloride mineral water.

Benefits of clay for the body

Clay is used to treat joint destruction, chronic inflammatory diseases of the joints and spine;
inflammatory diseases of the muscular-ligamentous apparatus;
used for the treatment of neurological manifestations of spinal osteochondrosis;
clay helps in the treatment of colds, coughs, sore throats;
chronic gastrointestinal diseases, after operations;
used for inflammatory, chronic female diseases
treats osteomyelitis, trophic ulcers, gout, skin diseases including psoriasis
clay is adsorbent, absorbs well, neutralizes toxins, poisons, excess acid, putrefactive gases

Clay lotions

Used to treat bruises, pain due to radiculitis, peptic ulcers, lung problems, liver and kidneys. Applied to a sore spot, it relieves heat, relieves pain, and disinfects wounds. Clay removes waste, toxins, tones, and enriches the body with silicon. Lotions on the forehead are effective against headaches, some eye diseases, and for the treatment of ear diseases.

Treatment with clay lotions

Lay out a natural canvas on a flat surface, lay out the clay in a layer of about 3 cm. The surface is leveled so that it fits more closely to the body. The scalp is covered with a napkin. After use, thoroughly rinse the treatment areas with warm water. There is no need to be afraid of infection when treating open wounds - clay is an excellent antiseptic. The bandage with clay is not over-tightened; the top is insulated with woolen cloth.

The usual time is three hours. If the lotion is used to remove toxins, an hour and a half is enough; if the goal is to strengthen the body, a thin mass of clay is used, leave for three hours.

A burning sensation appears, the lotion has dried out, it needs to be removed. The bandage is unbandaged and removed in one movement so that no pieces of clay remain. If the specified time has not passed and the clay has dried, apply a fresh lotion. Two or three lotions per day are enough, it all depends on the disease, sometimes it takes months to heal with clay.

Important when treating with clay

Do not use clay several times. It has absorbed all the harmful substances from the body and will bring nothing but harmful effects;
You can’t do lotions immediately after eating; at least 1.5 hours must pass after taking it;
You cannot heat the clay, it will lose its healing properties. Even if a person freezes, the clay should still be cool. It is better to simply wrap the patient warmly. When a person catches a cold quickly, clay baths are used.

Clay baths

Good soothing, cleansing effect, beneficial effect on the skin. Temperature up to 37 degrees, time - 30 minutes. Then you need a good rest, an infusion of herbs with a diaphoretic effect.

Taking clay internally

It can be used in different ways. Take it dry, just take a piece, chew it a little and swallow. Grind with water, use with juices, herbal infusions. Drinking water with clay within a week helps increase the number of red blood cells in the blood. A daily intake of just ten grams heals the skin, improves hair growth, and eliminates brittle nails. Do not take other medications at the same time. The first few days the condition may worsen, then the process of recovery will begin.

Clay treatment recipes

Gastritis, stomach pain: Take clay diluted with water three times a day. Start with 1/2 tsp, gradually reach 4 tsp. Use between meals. Particular attention is paid to proper bowel function.

Poisoning, intoxication: drink a few teaspoons of water with clay every hour. At the same time, follow a liquid diet. If you are concerned about excess gas, first make a compress with hot salt water, then with a clay cake.

Clay for sore throat: dilute 1 tsp. clay powder with a glass of boiled water. Gargle 4 times a day. Also ingest the powder on the tip of a knife three times a day. Take it with water and lemon juice.

Treatment of bronchitis: 2 tsp. clay daily inside, clay lotions on the chest

Atherosclerosis, arthritis: 1 tsp clay powder, a glass of water. Use 2 times a month 15 minutes before meals. Wet a napkin and rub the sore spot. To enhance the healing effect, add three crushed cloves of garlic.

Clay treatment of joints: a teaspoon of clay every time before meals.

Severe toxicosis: 2 tsp helps well. clay diluted with 200 ml of water.

Insomnia: A clay lotion on the forehead with diluted yogurt will help with insomnia. At the same time, it is useful to wrap your ankles with gauze soaked in a vinegar solution.

Varicose veins: take clay water, add crushed garlic. Lubricate problem areas. Evening salt baths followed by clay cakes are helpful.

Gangrene: wash with salted water, apply clay cakes for half an hour.

Clay for headaches: clay cakes on the back of the head, forehead twice a day. A bath with evening ointment for the soles is useful. Preparation: water, clay, a little vinegar until it has the consistency of an ointment. After applying the ointment, wrap your feet in cellophane and put on socks.

Diabetes: fill a transparent glass container with water, add 5 tbsp. clay powder. Leave in the sun for 6 hours. Drink for three days every half hour slowly, holding it in the mouth. The composition is useful if constipation bothers you, and is effective for gout and stomach catarrh.

Cones, seals: A tablespoon of celandine is steamed in a thermos with a glass of boiling water. After half an hour, cool to a comfortable temperature, apply to the tumor, and hold for 2 hours. Then clay cake for 2 hours. After resting for two hours, the procedure is repeated.

Clay for heartburn: 2 tbsp. water with added clay. If there is no clay, you can use chalk. The chalk is calcined in a dry frying pan before use.

Cough treatment: You can relieve a dry cough by sucking a little clay in your mouth or placing a clay cake on your chest. To increase the therapeutic effect, add radish juice.

Overwork: drink 2 tbsp clay water for a week.

Clay treatment contraindications

severe exhaustion of the body;
feverish conditions;
sharp exacerbations of inflammatory processes;
acute stage of infectious diseases;
active stage of tuberculosis;
tumors or suspicion of their presence;
tendency to bleed;
blood diseases;
heart diseases;
diseases of the nervous system.

V. Blades of grass about clay treatment.

The effectiveness of clay treatment in various areas is high; clay has many beneficial properties that we are not even aware of.

Valentina Travinka “Favorites”, vol. 1, “Blue Healer Clay”

Chapter 2 “How I dealt with pneumonia”, p. tr. 266

In the morning, when you wake up, throw a thought into your head. It is simple, primitive, one might say, it may seem absurd to you, because you do not believe in yourself, you are not used to doing this. So,

you say to yourself: I can do anything. Everything will work out for me today. Everything will work out for me! You drop similar words into your subcortex two or three times and fall asleep again for about 10 minutes.

quickly. You'll remake a lot of them. Write down for the first time what exactly you managed to do on such a day, and by the evening you will certainly be surprised: did I really manage to do everything?!

On such a lucky day for you, put the clay in the place that is itching, and it will cope with the worst, and your own hands will be its assistants.

It is important that you quickly hear what you threw into your subconscious, so that it responds, as they say, and begins to work and work for you.

Chapter 3 “Beware of gout!” Let's align our fingers with tr. 275

Recently a reader called me who believed in clays, uses them, but, alas...

Ah, Valentina Mikhailovna, my right side hurt so much after three applications that I got scared and stopped applying them. What will you advice me?

We must endure, due to the fact that for a hundred years now folk practice and science have established: recovery-cure always comes through exacerbation.

So, my dear follower, whose right side hurt unbearably, don’t put a spoke in your own wheels, prepare some fresh clay and go ahead! To a complete cheerful plus over her (clay, therefore)!

So it's not clay you need. That’s right, you chose the wrong drug to treat your disease if it couldn’t take out a single piece of your illness by the ear and into the sun. It turns out that clay is not able to help you, your illness is beyond its power.

Be patient and hum something like this song: “Thank you, my fairy Glinochka, thank you for your attention and goodwill, for rescuing me from a terrible illness. Lord, how conveniently did you give us such a wonderful assistant!”

And add: “I believe, I believe that this is exactly what will happen, the pain will go away, and with it the illness!”

Maybe someone will come up with other words, a hundred times better than these, so please, there would be a desire to turn to the Almighty, to the Mind of the Universe, as they now say

Pages 280-281

I began to have doubts. Will our good Fairy really take on such a task, will she be able to help those, already many, whose movements are impaired to one degree or another, and therefore freedom of movement has been lost? Then it’s not in vain that I’m writing these lines, then my advice will be useful, it will become useful information calling to action, and it

(action) will lead to deliverance from trouble, from illness that torments people...

In parallel with these actions, no, no, yes, I lie down on a clay pad two or three centimeters thick, so that the segments of my frame are also freed from captivity. As you know, our skeletal system is one, so I decided to start an occupation, to capture the enemy from two sides, which should lead to a complete and quick victory. I'm sure. And you, my darlings, Don’t forget to tell yourself more often: I can do it, I will achieve it, I will overcome it!

Again and again (once again!) I want to remind you: In any illness and in any recovery, the main factor is psychological! Fall in love with the blue healer, believe in her powers, then she will definitely, absolutely help. And, please, not a shadow of doubt!

Of course, you can’t bring it in from the cold and immediately begin treatment. If you store it at room temperature, it will never cool you down, much less give you a cold. Everything happens just the opposite: the clay warms up your body. And you will soon see this for yourself.

Naturally, if you put an appliqué on, say, your chest and went to the store, then your actions can be classified as unreasonable (to put it mildly).

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You know, there is no need to talk about illnesses often, because bad words and thoughts rush towards our illness and, like the wind, intensify the fire, that is, our illness. As you understand, we are again talking about the same psychological factor.

And who doesn’t know, I repeat. Each time the patient took the waste clay with her and buried it in the ground, burying it and saying over it: “Take, Mother Earth, my pain, my illness, my dirt!..”

Another component plays a role in healing. And many of us already know that it is the most important. Yes, it came from somewhere, as if from heaven, the most reliable medicine. His name is Vera! Just then her sister Nadezhda arrived...

Chapter 5 “To become beautiful, white-faced” (let’s try to remove wrinkles)

Page 297-296

No, it’s not laughter that increases wrinkles, believe me, but irritability, anger, and constant resentment towards the whole world.

And even when betrayal entered the house, she did not reproach her husband and was not offended. She prayed for his health and for the health of the offender, and with her sensitive heart she understood that the Lord had given her a test.

Page 297-302

Let us first begin to cleanse the skin of everything that has been brought in, rubbed in, smeared with your own hands in an effort to become white-faced, and with a blush at the same time, that is, we will cleanse it of morning and afternoon creams... If you try, then there will be for your skin, we will also look for evening ones and those that are used after the bath.

For many years, some of you - I hope not many - have been clogging all the layers of the epidermis on your own, even reaching the deepest. Wanting to improve the skin, to become unspeakably prettier, so we will have to work and sweat.

Don’t be discouraged by the long “minus” on the mask application. And then you don’t have to be scared if after the second procedure or the third, depending on who you are, pimples, rashes, etc. appear. This is quite natural, because whatever is stuck there will begin to come out.

“Minus” is a positive factor, which convinces us that our mutual friend the sorceress is working, trying, cleaning up the dirt. Don’t rush things, because it’s not easy for her to immediately overcome those kilograms and pounds that you invested in the above-mentioned coverings, and you need to take them out, those same investments, every last gram.

Try to find the softest clay (this property will be revealed when it is in water), break it dry with a hammer, sift through a colander to get something like powdered flour, so that your mask is gentle. Of course, it is best to dissolve this flour in clean water, settled, passed through a filter, or in melted water, the kind you make from ice stored in the freezer. Try. So that the mass is of medium thickness - not liquid and not particularly hard, so that it envelops the face, but does not flow off it.

For example, this is how I make a mask. First I prepare the dressing material. I apply a piece of gauze to the head from the side of the face so that its ends can be connected at the back into a knot, and then it could also be tied into a knot on the forehead. Now that the gauze is firmly on your face, carefully draw circles for the eyes, nose and mouth with a pencil. Then you cut out these circles - and that’s it, the main part of the mask is ready. Place 1 cm thick clay on the gauze, bypassing the holes, of course, and transfer this structure to your face. Now it's better to lie down. To prevent the clay from falling off, cover it all on top with a light woolen scarf and lie there for an hour.

The sensations can be very different, it may even pinch your face, and it will start to pull from the very first minute. But do not attach any importance to unpleasant sensations, but rather take a nap, and it will be even more useful if you start dreaming about the beautiful. However, you should not move too far from the scene of action in your dreams.

Try to imagine your own face (this is exactly what it will look like after the session), and then clean and fresh, you cannot see a single spot or pimple on it. Then your imagination reaches its climax, as they say, and on your sweet face, which has changed beyond recognition, you see several wrinkles that have already completely straightened out, and instead of them - smooth, delicate skin.

Dream, dream! Dreaming is not harmful, and for the work that we are doing now, it is even very useful. I would like to draw your attention to this point. Yes, yes, in this particular situation the psychological factor plays a huge role, and the most important one at that.

Your subcortex should not for a moment leave the thought that this procedure will certainly and certainly destroy every single groove-wrinkle. Just get down to business with this message! The human subconscious does not perform such miracles if you reach it and give it a task.

A great thing is the mood of the soul, remember that!

Everyone understands, my beauties, right? Well, that's okay. Just don’t constantly look in the mirror and look for these very grooves with anxiety and longing in your heart. Throw the mirror out of your purse altogether, tell yourself strictly: I won’t look at myself anymore, because everything will be fine with me and even much better.

Ugh! It seems that I persuaded you, set you up. Now all you have to do is convince yourself, and everything will be as we just agreed. And it will come true! Your subcortex, armed with energy messages, will soon begin to smooth out - iron out wrinkles, refresh your face, color your lips, so you don’t need any lipstick.

When you put on the mask, don’t forget to say: “Little blue sorceress, you can do anything, I believe in you limitlessly.” Place the appliqué and move your hands over it, as if you yourself were also taking part in the ironing process, okay? You have perfectly grasped the fact that the biowave of the clay is great, and some of you are also quite large, thus not only the wavelength will increase, but the energy will also increase. Well, everyone, act!

I want to give one more piece of advice. It is best to do the application after those exercises that I suggested to you after sclerosis and at the same time for beauty in the book “Find the joy in yourself.” Many people have already called me and said that they really liked them, and their face began to noticeably look prettier.

When will you remove the clay from your face? When it gets hot from the procedure, it is very useful to wipe the surface - your covers - with warm urine again. It is immediately, in an instant, absorbed.

Lightly pat your forehead and cheeks, chin and ears with your palms, which makes them all flare up even more. When the blood begins to flow, it begins to distribute additional nutrition to the muscles and ligaments, which have become quite stiff and drooping by that time. And everything will begin to look younger - to come to life in your face. Text hidden

Thousands of readers of Valentina Travinka’s books, using her recommendations, were able to improve their health, recover even from those ailments that doctors had long given up on. There are especially many amazing results from clay treatment: “Imagine, my spurs are gone!..”, “I applied applications on your advice, and my skin rashes disappeared!”, “Just one session, and my tooth stopped hurting!” ."

Having accumulated vast experience in clay treatment, Valentina Mikhailovna dedicated a separate book to clay therapy. Open it, and the good knowledge of “Granny Travinka” will help you:

– get rid of gout and joint pain;

– heal psoriasis and skin rashes;

– smooth out wrinkles and make the skin soft and smooth;

– cleanse the body of the nastiness that has accumulated in it;

– cure many ailments that bother you.

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Valentina Travinka has written many books on the topic of health and recovery from illnesses. Her works are read voraciously. The author's works have received many positive reviews from people who have really benefited from her advice and recommendations. Valentina Mikhailovna helped many people get rid of diseases, the treatment of which even famous doctors gave up on, considering the cases absolutely hopeless.

In her book “Blue Healing Clay,” Valentina Travinka tells her readership about how to get rid of gout and joint diseases, skin rashes, cleanse the body and rejuvenate facial skin. The writer advises stocking up on this fine-grained rock, which has truly healing properties, in advance. By using blue clay you can easily and without harm to your health get rid of many diseases.

Valentina Travinka will tell readers how to choose and store blue clay correctly, as well as enhance its effect with the help of the sun. The writer asks to fight laziness, which quietly whispers to every person: “Let's do this tomorrow, not today. It’s better to rest now.”

The book “Blue Healing Clay” talks about how most health problems arise in people because they do not listen to themselves and their feelings. We are ready to listen to relatives and friends, go to doctors and healers, but for some reason no one wants to listen to ourselves. No matter what a person does, you should always listen to the signals of your body.

Blue healing clay helped the writer cope with double pneumonia, which she contracted after a trip to Spain. Valentina Mikhailovna developed an illness because she did not listen to her inner voice. Three days after returning home, she became very ill and had difficulty moving around the house. The doctor who visited her diagnosed her and gave recommendations for treatment. By a happy coincidence, it was at that moment that the writer was brought a whole bag of blue clay. Having diluted it with water to a mushy consistency, Valentina Mikhailovna applied the clay to her back. Already after the first session, a colossal effect was noticed. Just a few days of clay therapy passed, and the disease completely subsided.

The work “Blue Healer Clay” is a unique guide for those who want to be healthy and happy. The book should be in every person's home.

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